Sunday, March 15, 2009

Standard Disclaimer

This is the disclaimer from a site that I'm using for directions for my 5x5x5 Rubix cube. I assume it's still the copyright of Matt Munroe, the author, but you be the judge:
This product is meant for educational purposes only. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is unintentional and purely coincidental. We have sent the forms which seem right for you. List at least two alternate dates. Batteries not included. Record additional transactions on back of previous stub. Objects in mirror may be closer than they appear. Shading within a garment may occur. Employees and their families are not eligible. You must be present to win. Do not write below this line. No shoes, no shirt, no service. An equal opportunity employer. The best safeguard, second only to abstinence, is the use of a condom. Reproduction strictly prohibited. Subject to CAB approval. No anchovies unless otherwise specified. Not responsible for typographical errors. Driver does not carry cash. Post office will not deliver without postage. Text may contain material some readers may find objectionable, Parental guidance is advised. Prerecorded for this time zone. Times approximate....
Read the full disclaimer

(The cube directions are pretty good too.)

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