Monday, May 25, 2009

Chat with God!

God is online now, communicating with us mortals through a cryptic flash interface that fails the Turing test.

My favorite interchange:

Human: yes.
God: Blimey.
Human: you're you're British now too?
God: Oh. I will tell my botmaster you said I am I am British.
Human: Why?
God: Reductionism.
Human: What's reductionism?
God: Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.

Obviously God reads xkcd.

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